I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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