My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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