If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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