I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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