I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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