He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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