She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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