someone get that fucking seahorse.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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