he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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