How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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