No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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