i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Princesses don't give blow jobs
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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