how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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