More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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