He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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