I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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