New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
