Sponge bath it is.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
