i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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