It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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