life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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