i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Randomize
