She's JV to your varsity
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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