ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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