We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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