Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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