I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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