This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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