I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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