I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
