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tell me about your high
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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