I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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