Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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