Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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