she woke up with a sticky ear
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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