Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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