K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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