this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
bring money and cleavage
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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