Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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