mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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