Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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