if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
