At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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