I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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