Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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