i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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