remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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