He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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