Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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