I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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