just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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