her vagine was all disorganized.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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