The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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