I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I smell stomach acid.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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