no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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