The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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