Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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